...I don't imagine anyone knows where I can find a real deck of cards? You wouldn't believe how boring it is to be a mortician when it seems that no one is dying? Er...not that I want anyone to be dying...

Or better yet, does anyone know where I can find some decent French literature? I only have a copy of Les Miserables and L'homme Qui Rit with me, and a couple of English books, but I've already read them all...Ooh, scratch that! I want to have the Aeneid! Does anyone know where I can find the Aeneid in English or Latin? I'll give you the puppy eyes and love you forever...